so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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