im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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