So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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