We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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