she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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