Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
