Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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