Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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