It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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