I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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