It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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