There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
