Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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