yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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