I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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