THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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