Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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