Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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