ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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