He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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