where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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