Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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