Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm both gender and math confused
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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