Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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