Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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