We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You are a genius and a whore.
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