Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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