dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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