I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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