okay pat passed out under dana's car
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
