k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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