You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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