so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Come on in and take your pants off
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