i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
