We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
handjob tips. give me some.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
