no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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