He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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