4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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