I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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