I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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