Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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