problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Help me help you realize you are a moron
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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