Already got asked if we're dating
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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