He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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