no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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