just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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