I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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