So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Randomize
