its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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