Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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