She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
