office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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