I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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