I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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