Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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