your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Are we in a gay sports bar?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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